Jezebel’s Blog

Scripture Reading – 1 Kings 21:5-10

Blog Title – Witchy Woman [Alternate Titles: Proud To Be Pagan; Gypsys Tramps And Thieves; Heart Of Darkness]

Blogging Niche – Women and Pagan Bloggers

About Me – Phoenician Princess of Sidon and Queen of Israel. I worship the gods Baal and Ashtoreth. Power and wealth are my biggest desires and I always get what I desire.

Photo Credit – Photodisc

Blog Excerpt –

What A Man Wants, A Woman Gets

A vineyard. Ahab was sulking because a Jezreelite wouldn’t give up his ancestor’s land. What was the big deal? If he wouldn’t give up his land, the king should just take it.

But when my husband wasn’t king enough to handle the situation, I took matters into my own hands, concocting a clever and devious plan, a scheme surely pleasing to the gods. I had the Jezreelite accused of treason and blasphemy, wrongly accused, but who cared? He was stoned to death and Ahab got the land he wanted, which was just; he is king and entitled to whatever land he desires.

The prophet Elijah claims that his ‘God’ will see me killed and eaten by dogs. I’m not worried. Nothing’s happened to me yet and I believe Baal will protect me.


Once upon a time there was a young woman who graduated cum laude from university. For years she despaired of ever using her English degree. Then I gave her the direction she needed and now she writes for me - her father so heavenly.

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4 thoughts on “Jezebel’s Blog

  1. This is great, I must admit I visited from the A-Z Challenge hoping not to be ‘preached at’. I love the way you have let the characters speak for themselves, they are so real and it makes them seem relevant to modern life. And yes, I think this might have been Jezebel’s last post! She came to no good- but we all know her name!
    Very clever. Good luck with the rest of the A-Z Challenge.

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