Scripture Reading – 1 Samuel 17
Blog Title – Bigger is Better or… Bad to the Bone [Pick your favorite or leave a better suggestion in a comment!]
Blogging Niche – Military Bloggers
About Me – Goliath of Gath – one of the last of a vanishing breed of giants. I’m large and in charge. There is no man, heck, there is no army that doesn’t fear me. My towering height and hulking muscles make me a god among mere men.
Entry #1 – Day 20
I’m getting bored waiting for the Israelites to send a man to fight me. It’s been 20 days since I issued by challenge. Cowards – every last one of them. Bet there’s not one champion among the whole lot of them.
Entry #2 – Day 28
They’re probably on their knees praying to that ‘one true’ god of theirs. Ha! My strength is all-powerful! Even gods tremble in my presence! If this so-called god can defeat me, bring him on!
Entry #3 – Day 34
Even if my impressive physique wasn’t intimidating enough, I’ve got some major armor. Actually I’m getting pretty tired of putting on my bronze helmet and coat of armor just to turn around and take it all off again. Every day and night, I go out there and issue the same challenge and every morning, the Hebrews cower in fear.
Entry #4 – Day 39
Part of me wishes they’d just give up, but a bigger part of me is just dying for a fight. I can’t way to run someone through with my spear because I know that’s what’s going to happen. I mean, there’s no possible way anyone can defeat my strength!
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Don’t you just love dramatic irony?